your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
i dont like the windows at my school b/c theyre too small to jump out of
excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were posting back there? i’m going to have to give you a ticket
please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday
sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual
but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight
for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once on it.