ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(via whackycrack)

  • person: so what music are you into?
  • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

(via whackycrack)

lordoftheswag:

"food’s ready come downst-"

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(via trust)

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via clestroying)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via bethosaurus)

nursejoy:

me when i’m not ok but I don’t want people to worry about me

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vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

(via earthnation)